Rakesh Bothra

----> Love - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
Lust - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
Marriage - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.
----> Love - When intercourse is called "makin love".
Lust - When intercourse is called "screwing."
Marriage - When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania.
----> Love - When you argue over how many children to have.
Lust - When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
Marriage - When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.
----> Love - When you share everything you own.
Lust - When you steal everything they own.
Marriage - When the bank owns everything.
----> Love - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
Lust - When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
Marriage - When...uh...what's a climax?
----> Love - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."
Lust - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
Marriage - When you phone each other to bitch about work.
----> Love - When you write poems about your partner.
Lust - When all you write is your phone number.
Marriage - When all you write is checks.
----> Love - When your only concern is for your partner's feelings.
Lust - When your only concern is to find a room with mirrors all around.
Marriage - When you're only concern as to what's on TV.
----> Love - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
Lust - When you only see each other naked.
Marriage - When you never see each other awake.
----> Love - When your heart flutters every time you see them.
Lust - When your groin twitches every time you see them.
Marriage - When your wallet empties every time you see them.
----> Love - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
Lust - When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
Marriage - When you listen to talk radio.
----> Love - When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
Lust - When staying together is something you try not to think about.
Marriage - When just getting through the day is your only thought.
----> Love - When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
Lust - When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.
Marriage - When you're only interested in your golf score.
----> Love - When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and talk.
Lust - When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and have sex.
Marriage - When a rainy day means it's time to clean the basement.
----> Love - You only leave the house to buy coffee and doughnuts.
Lust - You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline.
Marriage - You only leave the house when you're allowed.

----> Love - When you take a bubble bath together.
Lust - When you take a bath in Jell-O together.
Marriage - When you give the kids a bath.
----> Love - A romantic candlelight dinner for two.
Lust - "Do I have to buy you dinner first?".
Marriage - 4 Happy Meals...to go .
----> Love - Giving your love some candy.
Lust - Thinking you are the candy.
Marriage - Scraping candy off of the carpet.
----> Love - A night out at the Symphony.
Lust - A night out at the Ramada Inn.
Marriage - A night out at Sesame Street On Ice.
----> Love - Lending your jacket to your love when he/she is cold.
Lust - "I can think of a way to stay warm..."
Marriage - Your teenager just took your jacket.
----> Love - Talking and cuddling.
Lust - Rolling over and falling asleep.
Marriage - Getting up to wash your hands...
----> Love - Long drives through the countryside.
Lust - Long parking sessions at Lover's Lookout.
Marriage - Long drives with the kids screaming in the back-seat.
----> Love - Sex every night.
Lust - Sex 5 times a night.
Marriage - Sex ?