Rakesh Bothra

At a recent dinner party, one of the guests, a particularly obnoxious male guest, who was overly impressd with his financial status and bragged about it to anyone who would listen, tried to make some clever remarks.
When he was served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his fork, held it up and smirked, and thinking he was being witty, asked loudly, "Is this pig?"
Another guest, sitting at the table, commented quietly, "That depends on which end of the fork you're referring to?"