TERMS
Posted On Monday, January 19, 2009 at at 7:52 AM by Alwaysfuntime
MALE MENOPAUSE
Change of Wife
HYSTERECTOMY
An operation that removes the baby carriage but leaves the playpen in good condition.
CONTRACEPTIVE
An article to be worn on every conceivable occasion.
RECREATION
Screwing ones wife even though she's already pregnant.
PESSIMIST
A woman who's afraid she won't be able to squeeze her car into a very small parking space.
OPTIMISTIC
A man who thinks she won't try.