Rakesh Bothra

A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him.
After some preliminary drinks and talk, they got undressed, climbed into bed and started going at it.
After a few minutes, the girl started laughing.
The fellow asked her what she found so amusing.
"Your organ," she replied. "It's a bit on the small side."
Hurt, he replied: "Well, It's not used to playing.